My dog has victim-itis. Don’t pet him enough and he will sit with his back to you and hang his head. Don’t invite him on the couch fast enough, he’ll s-l-o-w-l-y get on the couch and do the same thing. Here he is with his paw on your lap and the “why don’t you love me enough to give me TWO pig ears AND a cashmere blanket AND permission to kill just one cat” stare. Big baby.
