Daily Rant

Let’s save ourselves a whole bunch of time here, people. If you are a white man, over the age of, oh let’s say 35, married, and vehemently anti-gay- I’m just going to go ahead and assume that is because of your own self loathing of getting it on in the nearest Boy Bar bathroom with another guy. Sorry you hate gays, and therefore yourself, but I’m tired of hearing about State Sen. So-and-So, Sen. In the Closet, Representative Homophobic getting caught with his gay lover or coming home from a night of tea-bagging (and not the political kind, just so we’re clear).  So you keep ranting about gays and how they ruin society and I will just assume you are gay and your ranting is your frustration at NOT having a pair big enough to come out of the closet. Deal?

For the rest of you already out of the closet- Well done.

  • EX

    Sounds like a someone way to bored

  • BugginWord

    Sing it sister…and by it, I of course mean something originally recorded Gloria Gaynor.

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