Hi Mr. Chrysler Sebring Convertible- Nice pearl paint job you got there. I was disappointed to notice that when I came out of the store you had parked next to me, and not only parked next to me, but you parked DIAGONALLY so that I had almost no room to get in my driver’s side door. You may have noticed, you may have not, either way you probably figured that I would do what any sane or rational person would do- go to the passenger side door, crawl across the seats, and, cursing the whole way, get into my seat that way.

But I didn’t, cause when I’m pissed, as I was at you Mr. Sebring, my rationality and sense run for their lives.

No, I opened driver’s side door, perhaps a little harder than I should have, but it wouldn’t have done any damage if I hadn’t had to SQUEEZE into my door. This caused my door to gouge into your side door. But, GOOD NEWS!, I got in. Sorry about that tiny little dent on the side of your car, you can hardly notice it. Like a tiny little scar from a knife- but I know it’s there and YOU know it’s there….and that makes me smile.

Have a good day.

And LEARN TO PARK ASSHOLE.