I guess everyone has a problem but you. That is what I’m thinking as I stand in lime, here at Comcast. I’m here to turn in my dvr box, cause when you cancel service there isn’t anyway they’re coming to pick it up for you. A final ‘screw you’ from comcast. Aren’t they sweet? Anyway the lady in front of me reminds me so much of everything I hate about getting older, my ex, and life when not well-medicated. She has complained about the loud guy (even though she is just as loud), how looonnnggg the line is (here’s your award Captain Obvious), if someone was took too long at the window (BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHE WANTED THE BEST SERVICE EVER), or whatever else.

I really have better things to do, but if I didn’t turn it in, Comcast was going to charge me around $500.00 for the box. So there I sat in in line right behind this woman, thinking IS THIS WHAT I SOUND LIKE?

Don’t answer that.