Dear Twitter User who LOVES to tweet quotes-
You’re a tool. I don’t come to TWITTER for life-changing advice. I come to twitter to find out when you change your socks. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. I don’t look for a quote from Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Winston Churchill, and think “Damn, that tweet altered my life!”. Here’s a quote for you-
“He who uses too many quotes on twitter is thought of as a douche, and gets an unfollow”- Me. (You have my permission to use it, like I said I’m a giver.)
You’re welcome.
