I honestly didn’t think a starlet could get on my nerves more than Kristen Stewart and her ‘I am so damn edgy’ attitude (Look me I’m an actress, who can’t act, and who doesn’t want media attention, but I’ll sign up to star in movie that has one of the biggest fan followings ever, and can you believe I have to act like fans are cool, and they are detracting from my ART) whatever.

But Katy Perry has managed to do it. And this how she did it:

I like Katy Perry, for the most part, but her blue hair isn’t changing the world. Lady Gaga is however. Love her or hate her, I have lived through the Madonna years, and I can tell you no one comes close to Madonna’s star power, except Lady Gaga. To stay in that limelight you have to always be out on the edge, ridiculously so. Lady Gaga is on the edge (and sometime she drives right over it in her Alexander McQueen shoes, but those are the perils of such a strategy).

Lady Gaga recently released a new video for Alejandro. It has religious imagery and Gaga  proceeds to sexualize and stomp all over that religious imagery. Which as you may or may not know, makes me happy. (Oh yeah, and free speech and all that, blah, blah, blah). But Katy Perry disagrees. To her it is the equivalent of a fart joke (I think she is dissing fart jokes, which is weird considering who she is engaged to and, also, I STILL think fart jokes are funny).

I guess we could expect it from Ms. Perry since she comes from a fundamentalist background.

BUT, BUT! Ms. Perry, get real, your breakout song was about kissing a girl. Which is hot, no mistake, but not my point. What IS my point, you ask?

NO ONE IS TAKING RELIGIOUS INSTRUCTION FROM YOU, KATY PERRY