Dear Amy,

If, before you fly off the handle about something, it would reeeeeaaaallllll nice if you would wait and get the WHOLE story. Because, when you get aggravated, you take it out on twitter, facebook, the dog, your laptop, and one unsupecting driver who may or may not have been driving 2 miles below the speed limit (new rule: no video tape- didn’t happen).

Also, do not fuel your rage with a large iced caramel latte (no whip) from Dunkin Donuts.

And then to find out it was nothing? What a WASTE of good righteous anger. A WASTE, I TELL YOU!

Last, avoid Twitter when something as inane and awful as “The Hills” finale is on. Tweeting obscenities to people who are talking about The Hills is not conducive to your inner chi. (Although, you are CERTAINLY within your rights and NO ONE blames you.)

Thank you-

Yourself