Hello
My name is Ezra i saw your profile today at(xxxxx.me)and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.

Here is my email address(xxxxx@yahoo.com)

I believe we can move from here!

I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.

(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life). NB!! please mail me in my private box not in the site ok
(xxxxx@yahoo.com)
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Dearest Ezra-

Thanks so much for contacting me. I considered contacting you, because as you state distance and color doesn’t matter, but then I realized that you spelled color with a u like some pretentious British prick, and knew that things would not work out for us. But I really hope that you do find love, since you seem so agreeable, and, let’s be honest here, have such low standards. In the interest of friendship, I would like to help you out.  You see, it occurs to me that you have made some critical mistakes in this letter, ones that should not be repeated, and, now that we’re friends, I’m going to help you out.

First you neglect to capatialize your i’s in the first sentence. This is obviously a sign that you have low self esteem issues. Don’t be so down on yourself, Ezra! You are obviously outgoing, since you sent this note without so much as a ‘are you single’. Use that to your advantage.

Next, you move right to the “asking for an email” mistake. Oh no! You need to compliment my looks first. I know I don’t have a picture on the site, but don’t let that stop you. Go ahead and tell me I’m beautiful. I will confirm this when I send the picture that you ask for, in fact, here’s one now.