Every once in a while it’s time to evaluate your relationships in life. Fall is that time for me. Here is where I hook-up and break-up, create meaningful relationships while I let others go:

Break-Up: Dunkin’ Donuts. I love me some iced coffee, truly, but summer is over.
Hook-Up: Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Not to sweet, not too earthy, just perfect.

Break-Up: Most new shows this season. Why, why do you they this drivel on TV?! Really.
Hook-Up: There are some exceptions: I am liking “The Event” and “Outsourced” looks great.
On life support: “House”- Hugh Laurie and I go way back. Back to the days when I lived in England and knew him as the half of Fry & Laurie. I have every Jeeves and Wooster on DVD, I admit it- I’m a fan. But the season opener? Crap. You got one, maybe two, more episodes until we are THROUGH.

Break-Up: Catholic Church- I think we can all guess why. I mean the new pope is creepy, and they have some serious issues.
Hook Up:- Sleeping in on Sundays. I mean I’m still Catholic, and both my kids have had their first communion, so I think I’m good for a while.

Break-Up: DVDs
Hook-Up: Streaming Videos. Seriously. I keep Netflix videos FOREVER. I never get around to watching them. I am giving this one up. Streaming is the way to go.

Break-Up: My Inbox. She is a cheating whore. She just lets anyone come on in and sit in my inbox, couple of smooth keywords and they bypass that spam filter an sit right there among REAL emails that I actually need to answer or at least read. OK, scan, I definitely scan them.
Hook-Up: An assistant who will tame my email. Including my work email, I am up to like 4 accounts. Yes, they all go to the same place, BUT STILL. So I need an assistant. Who will work for free.

And finally-

Break-Up: Summer. It was hot, it was long, and it sucked. I am not sorry to see it go.
Hook-Up: Fall. Enough Said.

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