I think you do this just so I’ll quit complaining how skimpily dressed your casino cocktail waitresses are. Because compared to the, ahem, porn stars, their up-the-butt-3-inch-heel ensemble is downright modest.
At least you don’t have to worry about knowing who belongs to which conference. Slutty girls and skeevy guys to the porn. Nerds and geeks to the tech.
I think you do this on purpose, Vegas. Just to see us squirm.