What passes for breaking news here in the United States definitely….isn’t. Take Oprah’s big announcement. Woohoo, Oprah has a long lost sister. wow. But, no matter, the twitter account @breakingnews felt it was important. I had to let them know I felt different. Cause I’m helpful like that.

I didn’t really expect anything to come of it, the twitter account is an automatic feed and not one that interacts with people.

However….

It wasn’t long before a new ‘breaking news’ event came up. I had to help the guys at @breakingnews out. ‘Cause I’m a giver.

Nonetheless, I expected them to tweet out this ‘news bulletin’ so we could breathlessly await word of which whore had called the ambulance for Charlie Sheen’s drug induced emergency.

I was outsmarted.

Clearly, I am not dealing with amateurs here. They didn’t technically ’tweet’ it. But they did retweet it… Hmmmmmmmm. Methinks they get a pass for this one.  Also, I like using the word methinks.

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