I spend too much time on twitter

Today as I was watching my twitter stream go by, I saw some store mention a sale and in an effort to save characters they shortened Valentine’s Day to VDay. Being single, I’m not even thinking about Valentine’s Day so in my (warped) head, I thought “There’s day to celebrate Vagina’s?!”

(Stop reading here, because, yes it’s going to be one of THOSE posts).

Seriously, it took me a full minute to realize they were talking about Valentine’s Day. And even when I did, I couldn’t get the idea of a Vagina Day out of my head.

And guess what I did? Oh, yes, I did.

Like it? I KNOW! Hallmark will be calling anytime now…

Tears of joy, right?

And now from our religious section…

I declare February 9th- Vagina Day! It may not be real holiday, but tell your significant other it is and make him get you stuff.

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  • http://twitter.com/andygirl Andrea Anthony

    I like the last one.

    I hate to burst your genius bubble, but VDay is actually a thing. the Vagina Monologues is traditionally performed on Valentine’s Day and called VDay to claim the day for vaginas and fight violence against women.

    the more you know.

  • Anonymous

    I did not know that, I like that! But my genius bubble stands, mainly because I’m delusional.

  • http://creative.spayce.com pixielation

    That’s quite interesting! I didn’t know that either.

    I don’t do valentines, but I could do some vajazzling. (Or whatever that’s called.)

  • http://amydphillips.com/ Amy

    Is that one where you put rhinestone on your hoo-hoo? cause that’s just wrong even on Vagueing day

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