Actually, this post was going to tell you all the ways my week has sucked. Because it has. Here are a few ways;

• Remember at the end of the last school year when I begged the school administrators to hold both my children back and not move them on to the next grade. What, I didn’t tell you about that? Well, it was one of those times where I went before a board full of administrators, except they were all really nice and concerned for my kids. As for my kids, their grades were mediocre and it was clear that they were struggling socially and academically, both side effects of the ADHD. The school moved them on anyway. Well this school year is sucking BIG TIME for the kids. My only hope is to move, put them in a new school and have them repeat the grade.
• I can’t find a sponsor for SXSW. I can’t decide if I’m upset about that or not, but still…..
• It snowed again for another snow day, and now it’s raining so hard that I have decided to build ark.
• If I DO build that ark, cats are getting left behind. Not. Kidding. This might have something to do with the fact one of my cats peed on my duvet. Fortunately, I had already ordered a new one, but now I live in perpetual fear of that cat peeing on my new one. It’s nerve-wracking.

So a really sucky week, right? Except someone had a worse week than me. Here are some of my favorite quotes from this person;

“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

” ‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!”

“I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself… It’s the work of sissies”

“She’s not there now and we are and I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn’t make the rules. Oops”

Are those not made of pure AWESOME?! OK, I may have thought the second quote, but I didn’t SAY it.

Charlie Sheen, thanks for making my week and for making me realize that my week didn’t suck as much as your life is going to suck when you come down off all those drugs.

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