Polls are fun, polls are a science, polls are an art. Then sometimes there are polls that just make you want to bang your head on the wall.

Here is such a poll;

(source)

So your choices are money, half-truths, intimidation, and, oh..I don’t know…SATAN!

Where is the choice for “good fashion choices” or “toned and buff bodies”?! This is not what I call scientific, people.  But, hey, that’s just one narrow segment of the population. I’m sure that the bigger population as a whole is MUCH more accepting of differences than nut-job, right-wing conservatives, right? I said, RIGHT?!?!

(for reference this was taken in Mississippi, ONE MONTH AGO)

Doesn’t seeing this make you want to knock SOMEONE ELSE’S head against a wall. Like maybe, 60% of the population. Wait, maybe I have this wrong. Maybe they mean interracial, as in human and alien. Yeah, that must be it. Cause who knows where those alien bits should go…look, I’m just saying.

I’m sure we can find some scientific polls at Fox News.

Clearly, if you are getting help from system you are a lazy-ass freeloader who is eating up America’s tax money. Because, losing a job and navigating a bureaucratic nightmare to get a paycheck that is less than what you made before is the ticket to easy street. What a racket! Also, the word substantial is the disclaimer word (“We said substantial, we’re not talking about YOUR benefits”).

(I was going to stick another in here that Fox news did about the debt ceiling, and how you don’t get a choice on whether or not to raise it because the money is already spent, but I figured I would spare you my political nerd-ity this time. THIS time only. Next time, all bets are off.)

I think it’s time we take a poll among my readers.

Do you think polls are:

a) stupid

b) worthless

c) one-sided and unfair

Write your answer down on a piece of paper, then take that piece of paper and feed it to your cat. If you don’t have a cat, you can also register your result by flushing it down the toilet.

Results soon.