When you’ve been single as long as I have, some jokes tend to go right by you.
A friend and I were talking;
Me: I need to borrow your husband.
Friend: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, I have some ‘man jobs’ I need him to do.
Friend: Man jobs. I’m sure you do.
Me: Like screwing in some stuff
Friend: [Laughing Hysterically]
Me: What?
Clearly I was more worried about getting some pictures hung than the double entendre all over this conversation. Well, I do live to entertain.
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