Cookie. Yes, this is a post about a cat. A cat I went head to head with this morning. I have no shame in admitting that the cat won.

Here is how it went down.

Cookie had a vet appointment this morning. In fact, it is the last of the vet appointments for the WHOLE DAMN YEAR. She is also the only cat that goes outside. This morning she darts outside while I am feeding the dog. I go to get her, she dumps off the deck onto the fence – out of reach.

GODDAMMIT

Trace and I lure her back inside.

I WIN, BITCH!

Oh wait, today is trash day. I convince my son to take out the trash.

I think we all see what is coming. That cat laid in wait for my son to leave out the front door, and out she went. Never to be seen again. Well, never to be seen again before I left at 7:50.

I had to reschedule.

Cookie- 1, Amy- 0.