I am seriously walking around with a pissed off attitude lately. I know what you are thinking – ‘What else is new’, amirite? But just lately….ugh. Look. I don’t ask for very much, just do what you say.

Let me repeat that.

DO WHAT YOU FUCKING SAY.

People depend on you. Too bad if you made a deal you regret later on, put on your big girl (or boy) panties and you deal.

Like this month. I have two weeks of training coming up this month. I haven’t gone to training in a while, but I need some certifications to move forward so I have GOT to go. Unfortunately, the weeks aren’t consecutive, but…eh, it happens. Now, I do the reasonable thing and call up the kids father and say, “Hey, you have the kids only a couple of weeks out of the year, surely it won’t be a problem for you to come up for one or both of these weeks and, you know, be an ACTUAL fucking father to your kids.”

I should have known better.

He couldn’t come up because he new wife was upset that he was spending time ‘with his ex.’ Apparently, Einstein missed the part where I was going to be gone to training.

Now, I have to take both the kids out of school for two weeks and send them to my best friend so she can watch them.

Life is awesome.

Then my newly ex-boyfriend lied to me like twice in a row.

Y’all I am tired of having my chain yanked. And I am just tired. I feel I have lost the ability to write, to be funny, to laugh, to be myself.

Assholes need to be tattooed. Those fuckers need to be easily identifiable. But that is another post. Excuse me while I go and buy train tickets for my children.