Three months.

I broke. I was doing the whole ‘WE ARE NOT HAVING T.V.” and I cut the cord. I had Netflix and Hulu, what else could I possibly need? Apparently, I need mindless entertainment 24 hours a day.

I made it three months, two of which my kids were not present for. The silence was awesome…until the kids wanted to me to entertain them. What do I look like? A parent? Ahahahhaha, no….seriously.

My son discovered YouTube, and every inappropriate video on said website. I figured that I would rather him watch ‘Deadliest Warrior’ for the umpteenth time then….well, I can’t even talk about it.

So I made it three months without cable TV.

Also? The return of Walking Dead had nothing to do with my reconnection of cable.

YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!