A gunman walked into the Silver Spring HQ of Discovery and took hostages. This piece is about his manifesto, which is too good to pass up. Don’t take my satire and sarcasm to mean that I in ANYWAY believe that he was justified or even sane. For the mere act of pointing a gun at innocent people, and for terrorizing them he should be held down and let every person he affected kicked in the gonads and then spend some intense years in jail. I just want to say that. But since he’s dead, I think we can figure he got what he deserved.

The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet…A game show format contest would be in order. MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

Look, dude I’ve watched some of that TV TLC puts out on the air too. I get it makes you crazy, but, trust me, we don’t need another game show. And no amount of ammo you got is making me watch Kate plus 8.

All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth….In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed.

This seems a little extreme to most of you, but I get his point. I mean Heidi Montag is still fertile! What if she reproduces?! Clearly he didn’t mean the rest of us. My children are awesome.

All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease.

True dat. I can only watch Band of Brothers, three, four more times- tops.

Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is.

This guy is WORKING on it, watch his commercial. Give him some time to work his magic. Helllooo ladies.

Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it.

The native americans have been saying this for YEARS. Holy hell, it’s about time all these white people got the hell outta here.

Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy.

Yeah, cause let’s move to a bear-based economy. Um….can someone tell me how that works? Do we pay each other in salmon?

Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy.

Develop shows that will dismantle the US economy? Are you not watching Jersey Shore?!

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!!

Anyone else get the feeling that this guy was REALLY upset that Bambi’s mother got shot?

NO MORE BABIES!

I think I speak for everyone when I say we are more than happy that you won’t be breeding.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

Save the squirrels! Now THAT is a rallying cry.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

Well, it doesn’t need certain KIND of humans. Maybe ones that walk into workplaces with guns?? Hmmmm?

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

Fuck you, asshole.