Not even exaggerating.
Who tells these women “Of course, I take you seriously. No go outside and jog with Aeropostale on your ass” or “You have Susan across the back of you jeans. Does that mean you have a separate name for your ass or do you just REALLY like your own name and like to see it everywhere” or, my personal favorite “How adorable is my 7 year old with the word cutie across her butt? In two years we’ll move her up to the ones that say hottie, because we are awesome parents.”?
For the love of all that is holy, please don’t wear anything across you ass; at best you look like a bimbo, at worst you are calling attention to an area that maybe needs a little less of the spotlight.
